Lazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of wrestlers thinking they're pros
Maybe Jeff Hardy's too late
To learn how to wrestle
And Big Show forget how to ate

Mental Retard Eugene not healing
BY GAWD, It's a bitter shame
RVD's smoking off the rails on a lazy train

I've listened to Reverend Devon
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the cop outs
AND TEH STONE COLD RULEZ
Hulk Hogan conditioned to rule and control
Wrestling media sells it and you have the role

JR still screaming
Driving King insane
RVD's smoking off the rails on a lazy train


I know that things are going wrong for E
You gotta listen to Snitsky
Yeh-h

Heirs of the old Flair
That's what we've become
Heidenreich has troubles Eugene's mentally numb
Lazy, I just cannot bear
Snitsky's living with something that just isn't fair

Mental Retard Eugene not healing
BY GAWD, It's a bitter shame
RVD's smoking off the rails on a lazy train