Song Parodies -> "Crypto Train (No Freakin' Thanks!)"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Crypto Train (No Freakin' Thanks!)"

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The Lyrics

So my friends and I were ranting about this bored ape NFT fad and how it's actually more trouble than its worth. Thought I'd set this to Ozzy's signature song considering how it's a protest rant of the era the song was first released in.

Crypto, it's the latest fad
Cringy for me though, that is quite sad
Maybe, this is their fate
To sell out so bad, which their fans love to hate

JPEG files with tokens
Ponzi scheme for cranks
I'm getting sick and tired; No Freaking Thanks!
I'm getting sick and tired; No Freaking Thanks!

From big corporations
To gullible fools
They're making big profits
Off pictures of stools
No shred of discretion, a relevant phase;
A smeared reputation, unworthy of praise

Monkey pics are reeking
Artistry's real bane
It's sad that they're on board in this crypto train!
It's sad that they're on board in this crypto train!

I know that this is very wrong for me
Limewire and Winamp on board, nyeh, nyeh!*

Waste of resources
That's basically it
It's not worth the trouble
A worthless receipt
'Tis all, a pyramid scheme
Financial deception, is what I have gleamed

JPEG files with tokens
Ugly art that stinks
I'm getting sick and tired; No Freaking Thanks!
I'm getting sick and tired; No Freaking Thanks!

* The former P2P file sharing client and Nullsoft's digital music player software had their trademarks revived for a music-centric NFT platform, something neither Mark Gorton nor Justin Frankel approved of.

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