All aboard!

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of elves delivering toys
Maybe it's not too late
To be really good, and get toys that are great

[Chorus]
Santa Claus is coming
Can't wait 'til Christmas day
'Cause Santa and his elves are in a crazy sleigh
Santa and his elves are in a crazy sleigh

I've listened to Slayer; I've listened to Jewel
I've listened to stuff that most say isn't cool
But nothing compares to that god-awful sound
When Santa chugs eggnog and has a night on the town

[Repeat Chorus]

I know that things are going wrong for him
He's prob'ly gonna crash his sleigh, yeah

[Guitar Solo]

It's really cold out, so he must be dumb
Sipping on Jim Bean, his fingers are numb
Crazy, like he doesn't care
But his habits make Miss Clause wanna rip out her hair

[Repeat Chorus]