Hiding in a cave with nowhere to go
Osama's a dead man that's surely so
Waiting for the Al-Quida to arrive
Gonna throw a party cause he's still alive

(CHORUS)
Bin's got a great idea
So decorate the cave
Gonna have a party cause he knows he is screwed
It's Bin Laden's Party
Who could ask for more?
Osama's comin', Al-Quida's coming too
Taliban's got an invitation too...
(Americians, they can't come!)

There's a party in the cave
having a good time
It's the biggest party in Afghanistan
With a dead man...Dead man...
And his name is Bin Laden
He's got a turban on his head
Bin Laden's comin' to the cave
Say's there's a JDam heading straight his way...

(CHORUS)

Bin's thrown a fantastic party
But it stopped suddenly
Cause the JDam just hit the cave...