-> "Martha Stewart"
Original Song Title:
"Sister Christian"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Martha Stewart"
The Lyrics
Martha Stewart, oh what have you done
And you know that it's your prison day today
Where you going? You're going to jail
You know the Supreme Court found you guilty, it's true
It's true
You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight
Martha, you're going to the Big House
And you are as squeaky clean as a mouse, no way, today
Martha Stewart, they will give you life
You will go to jail until your death, boo hoo
It's true, it's true, yeah
You're guilty, Martha
What you did ain't right
Why'd you commit a crime?
You'll go to jail tonight
You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight
You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight
You're guilty, Martha
They'll cuff you tonight
You'll be sentenced to life
You'll go to jail tonight
Martha Stewart, oh what have you done
And you know that it's your prison day today
But you're guilty, Martha
Yeah, guilty, Martha
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