The right Duff
The right Duff

The first beer for Homer
Was a mug of Duff
After seven shots he fell in love
Now I hope he's okay
Can he properly?
His designated driver is Lenny
Cans of it are in his home
Drinks it in his though

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Oh it's the right Duff, for Homer
He'll have a can or two in the morn'
Oh it's the right Duff, for Homer
It's the reason how he lost his license

He went on vacation
To go to Duff company
He saw light and dark and strong
Homer wants that beer all night long

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The first time he went to Moe's
Became a bad alcoholic
He just drank and drank and drank and drank
Acting like Barney
His hair is messed up
He's drunk and won't get up
I think Homer is drunk now
Better call the doctor

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Duff is great
You know he got the right Duff
Duff is great
You know Homer wants some Duff
It's his life to get drunk

Homer!

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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, Mm, mm , mm, mm, mm the right Duff

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