Should've had the trout
Last night at Chili's
Salad and trout

Ate a big stew
With armadillies
And rooster feet, too

All night long, with nightmares wracked
Lorenzo Lamas clones attacked

I could see
Lamases, Lamases
Running after me
Lamases, Lamases
I had to climb a tree

Second night I found
The dreams continued
Lamas abounds

This time he didn't come alone
His dad, Fernando
With an army of clones

All night long, they primped and fussed
And told me "You look marvelous"

I could see
Lamases, Lamases
The clones of dad and son
Lamases, Lamases
Measured by the ton

[GUITAR SOLO]

On the ground and in the air
Lorenzo Lamas, everywhere
Clone Fernandos, millions plus
All saying "You look marvelous"

I could see
Lamases, Lamases
The styling of the hair
Lamases, Lamases
Brylcreem everywhere

All of these Lamases
Ignoring all my screams
Lamases, Lamases
Filling up my dreams

Lamases
Lamases
Lamases
Lamases
Lamases