One night in North Pole made Santa hungover
He may run late on his deliveries
One night in North made the Claus an airport
The reason why? Here's the story
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Twas the night before Christmas
And the North Pole threw Santa a big huge party
The elves made a mess of the sled and it was guided by
Coked reindeer

Fat guy
He’s ready for Christmas
We got some egg nog
But elves put beer in it
All change – not much milk, cookies and candy
Like their ordinary menu

There’s beer
And martinis
And chips and dip
On their plates

One night in North Pole made the Claus hungover
They’re gonna drink until they have to pee
You’ll find egg nog on every reindeer’s antlers
All the girls are just over eighteen
I can feel the elves are pissin right on me

This pole it’s very northern
But Santa shows his girls his one that’s very southern

It’s a blast ,that’s a fact,, it’s not shitty
I think Rudolph just made a Mr. Hankey

It’s red and green! There’s lights all over the town

[COMPANY]
Get on your feet
Get reindeers drunk like some guys do with donkeys

Get snowed! Make Frosty furious
Your snowballs are among the purest
I make my kids sit on my waistlne, sunshine

One night in North Pole made the Claus man Homer
Mrs. Claus also looks hot you see
One night in North Pole made snow all yellow
Just joining us is an elf named Buddy
I can see the reindeer tryin’ to trample me
*musical interlude as various sounds of drunken screaming,yelling and pissing and HO HO HO are heard
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“Am I missing a tooth?”

Santa will give the girls hell
If they even refuse to jingle his bells
These girls prove more the truth
That Kringle likes to mingle

These elves are watching it-through a yuletide peephole

Do you elves see what I see here?
That our man’s hung just like a reindeer
Rudolph, it could help guide you
Cause the ho’s he uses will excite you!

Now he’s gotta sled across the world, to houses, let’s see how this goes

One night in North Pole made his belly grumble
Gonna have to get Hanukkah Harry
Played egg nog pong ,but not until wee hours
He showed some flesh it will make history
I can see the elves are sleighing with beard

One night in North Pole made the Claus hungover
Turns out he can makes some deliveries
One night in North Pole made the fat guy tumble
Didn’t spike his egg nog with nay roofies
I bet that made him even more merry!