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Song Parodies -> "Drivin' High (long version)"
Original Song Title:
"Riding High (12" version)"
Original Performer:
Moustache
Parody Song Title:
"Drivin' High (long version)"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
I realize that holiday plans may be different this year, but even so, it's been a while since I did an anti-drunk driving parody, so I just wanted to give everyone a gentle reminder that if you've had one too many, PLEASE have someone else take you home. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Huh!
You’re drivin’ high, you got no good excuses,
You’re drivin’ high ‘cause you’re drunk.
You need a ride, I don’t need words to tell you
That that’s so dangerous!
With every word, you’re tryin’ to explain,
Can’t find the words to succeed.
I see your car swervin’ on the roadways,
Into the grave it’ll lead.
You’re drivin’ high, that’s messed up,
And that’s just so illegal, too!
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you’re drivin’ high
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
You shouldn’t die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Drivin’ high,
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
You will fall hard!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
You’re drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hi-i-i-igh!
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
Ooh, you might die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
Check it out, man!
Once in a while, you’ll have a brew,
You might just act so very rude!
(Ooh, drivin’ high!)
You’re throwin’ up, your poise upset,
Say to yourself, “a ride I’ll get!”
(You’re drivin’ high!)
If you drive out, then you’ll go down,
If you don’t want to be renowned,
(Oh, drivin’ high!)
Then you better save the day;
You’d better put your keys away!
Uh! Uh!
(You’re drivin’ high!)
MAN!
No! Come on!
Huh-UH!
Just stop! UH!
You must stop!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
You better get it straight, man, make it right,
Have someone else drive you tonight!
Don’t cause no grief in your hometown,
This should be fun for all around!
So if you must go and get smashed,
Don’t go out and get your chips cashed
Like this!
Huh!
Huh! UH!
Man, come on, now!
Huh!
Huh! UH!
Man, come on, now!
Drivin’ high’s the kiss of death,
You might as well be doin’ meth!
Don’t take the wheel if you love life,
Drunk drivin’ cuts you like a knife,
Like this!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh,
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
You’re drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you’re drivin’ high
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
You shouldn’t die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Ooh, drivin’ high!
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
You will fall hard!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Oh, drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
You’re drivin’ high!
No, come on!
Huh! UH!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
(You must stop right now!)
[fade out]
You’re drivin’ high, you got no good excuses,
You’re drivin’ high ‘cause you’re drunk.
You need a ride, I don’t need words to tell you
That that’s so dangerous!
With every word, you’re tryin’ to explain,
Can’t find the words to succeed.
I see your car swervin’ on the roadways,
Into the grave it’ll lead.
You’re drivin’ high, that’s messed up,
And that’s just so illegal, too!
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you’re drivin’ high
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
You shouldn’t die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Drivin’ high,
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
You will fall hard!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
You’re drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hi-i-i-igh!
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
Ooh, you might die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
Check it out, man!
Once in a while, you’ll have a brew,
You might just act so very rude!
(Ooh, drivin’ high!)
You’re throwin’ up, your poise upset,
Say to yourself, “a ride I’ll get!”
(You’re drivin’ high!)
If you drive out, then you’ll go down,
If you don’t want to be renowned,
(Oh, drivin’ high!)
Then you better save the day;
You’d better put your keys away!
Uh! Uh!
(You’re drivin’ high!)
MAN!
No! Come on!
Huh-UH!
Just stop! UH!
You must stop!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
You better get it straight, man, make it right,
Have someone else drive you tonight!
Don’t cause no grief in your hometown,
This should be fun for all around!
So if you must go and get smashed,
Don’t go out and get your chips cashed
Like this!
Huh!
Huh! UH!
Man, come on, now!
Huh!
Huh! UH!
Man, come on, now!
Drivin’ high’s the kiss of death,
You might as well be doin’ meth!
Don’t take the wheel if you love life,
Drunk drivin’ cuts you like a knife,
Like this!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh,
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
You’re drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
(You’re drivin’ high)
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, you’re drivin’ high
(Out on the road)
On the road.
(Someone will die)
You shouldn’t die!
(Bad times forebode)
Ooh, they forebode!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Ooh, drivin’ high!
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
You will fall hard!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
Oh, drivin’ high!
(You must stop right now!)
You’re drivin’ high!
No, come on!
Huh! UH!
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
(Fallin’, fallin’ hard)
(Drivin’, drivin’ high)
(You must stop right now!)
[fade out]
Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to find the words to succeed.
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