Song Parodies -> "Hate the Mullet"

Original Song Title:

"Bite the Bullet"

Original Performer:

"Hate the Mullet"

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The Lyrics

Lemmy would agree with me that Mullets suck.

Cut them down, can't see your ears!
No use trying, hair from twenty years ago!
Enough's enough, Eighties are through!
Hate the Mullet, Mike Bolton too!

Michael Bolton can't sing notes,
Hair bands are now ember,The crap they wrote,
The same old words, The hair sucks too!
Hate the Mullet, Mike Bolton too!

So finally, the Eighties end!
Two Thousand Three, we got new trends
(If ya) don't cut the hair, Don't know what to do do,
Hate the Mullet, Mike Bolton too!!

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Lemmy - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, right! As if I would ever tell anyone to cut their hair. They told me 30 years ago that I would never be successful unless I cut mine... *dancing on their graves*

The REAL Fake Lemmy - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey, you're not me!! j/k. Alright, I loved this parody, dude! And I absolutely hate Mullets!

Britney Spears - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Hey, Lemmy, you are my main idol. I love The Ace of Spades. I also have an organization that is against mullets! It's called the NOMO: New Orleans Mullet Organization. We're working on the name. This parody is very political and gets all 5's from me!

Wild Man - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment

I wear a modified Mullet. (lol)

The Mullet Man - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Bald Men are envious of the mullet... Fear the mullet !

Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Everybody should fear the mullet. It is quite scary that some people EVER thought it looked good.

Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Perfect score on the parody, though.

r r - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment

its all wrong.mullets kick ass! better than boring 'short back and sides'

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