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Song Parodies -> "Bite Me Like A Reptile"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Like A Reptile"
Original Performer:
Motorhead
Parody Song Title:
"Bite Me Like A Reptile"
Parody Written by:
dennis
The Lyrics
The above song is just asking for it. I've heard of it, never heard it - but with lyrics like those, this thing is just asking for it. (oh, and it even mentions snakes like *Alger* - the rattler I nearly stepped on in my teens.
"Bite me like a reptile" ('Cause that's what reptiles do!)
Say you gonna bite me, you stupid scaly snake?
I've got a load for you, gonna make you shake and quake,
Hot gun's loaded, full magazine goaded,
No choice for me or you now, Both us know it's true,
Bite me like a reptile, I'm gonna blow you in two.
Alger Hiss, you take the piss, with Me you'll not live through this,
Jaws agape, a tongue that drapes, rattle wagging, evil hiss,
An armor scaled, a waving head,
fanged coffin fills me with dread,
Bite me like a reptile, death in diamondback guise,
Come, eat this birdshot - and then we'll see *who* dies.
Rack the slide, snake so fried, finger on trigger, stings!
Snake backs down, too late you clown, the shotgun only sings,
A flying head, the ground turns red,
Dead rattlesnake can't me kill dead,
Try to bite me, Reptile, and see what a Remington brings.
Say you gonna bite me, you stupid scaly snake?
I've got a load for you, gonna make you shake and quake,
Hot gun's loaded, full magazine goaded,
No choice for me or you now, Both us know it's true,
Bite me like a reptile, I'm gonna blow you in two.
Alger Hiss, you take the piss, with Me you'll not live through this,
Jaws agape, a tongue that drapes, rattle wagging, evil hiss,
An armor scaled, a waving head,
fanged coffin fills me with dread,
Bite me like a reptile, death in diamondback guise,
Come, eat this birdshot - and then we'll see *who* dies.
Rack the slide, snake so fried, finger on trigger, stings!
Snake backs down, too late you clown, the shotgun only sings,
A flying head, the ground turns red,
Dead rattlesnake can't me kill dead,
Try to bite me, Reptile, and see what a Remington brings.
Boom. No more the rattlesnake. Alger Hiss took the piss. (Bad joke)
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Poor reptiles! They're so underpaid...they only get "scale"! Here giving you three fivesssssss! ;D
Colts and Winchesters get all the song credits. Yours is the first to mention Remington. Maybe someday I'll work "Iver Johnson Third Model Safety Hammerless Revolver" into a lyric. Reminds me of the time a small serpent raised up and hissed at me, so I took his head off with a .38 Webley. If you really want to make sure he's dead, use a .555 caliber.
Why do you think I spoke of a shotgun? I used to HAVE a Remington 870, and an ounce and an eighth of number sixes would have have put Alger down in a hurry at five paces. That's the idea when Alger thinks you're trouble. BOOM! Alger on toast, anyone?
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