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Song Parodies -> "Curls, Curls, Curls"

Original Song Title:

"Girls, Girls, Girls"

Original Performer:

Motely Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Curls, Curls, Curls"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Curly hair can look amazing. But it sure can be a right pain in the arse to draw!
Whoo! Haha
Uh, uh

Man, I wish I had the clout to try
To redesign a character not mine
Because some scenes will take far less time
If I could ease up, not inscribe all those

Curls, curls, curls
Those twists are gettin' me pissed
Curls, curls, curls
Gettin' real bad cramps in my wrist
Curls, curls, curls
Hate this, might just quit

It looks neat once complete
But gettin' there is such a feat
Excess curls, right down to their feet
Don't take that bet on why I don't stream

Curls, curls, curls
Drivin' me round the bend, how they trail
Curls, curls, curls
Who the hell demanded this much detail?
Curls, curls, curls
Least her armour ain't mail or scale

You can ask me "Dude
Why the hell did you choose
To draw it then?" See
Contracts can hit you hard
And I'm a good, good boy
Won't wimp out to avoid
One design that hurts 'cause I need
To remain firmly employed
And I like the story
That I draw for, you see

I've had talks with the man
Who chose to make me mess up my hand
Gets why I moan but he'll only part
Once the story lets him cut off those

Curls, curls, curls
C-C-Cut 'em off only when he wants
Curls, curls, curls
Filler artists don't want to step up
Curls, curls, curls

I'm gonna need a new hand
With some flair, robot flair, mate, *vrrt-vrrt*
You'd do the same thing, you'd want the stares (curls, curls, curls) *vrrt-vrrt*
Curls, curls, curls
Curls, curls, curls
Curls, curls, curls

Curls, curls, curls (whoo!)

See, this is why I mainly draw stick figures. Or robots.

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