Hey, yeah

Have you heard about the man in Sherwood
The one called Robin Hood?
Stealin' from the rich folks, or so they say
Don't see how that would do goo-ood
Wait, you tell me that this leaf-coloured man
Is doin' good deeds ev'ry day?
By givin' his stolen gold to the poor, you've been told
Well, I guess that that's okay

He's the one they're callin' Robin Hood
Real name or a title? Don't know, right
Still I'm not too sure 'bout Robin Hood

How can he pull off these feats galore
Without some trusty mates?
So you say he's hired some young squires?
Hope they get a good wa-age
Also there's some big guy named Little John, you say?
Well, that name's subtle, anyhow
Built like a brick shithouse, geez, that would help at least
Knockin' those guards do-own

He's the one they're callin' Robin Hood
With that snazzy hat, is it in style?
Sounds like a good bloke, this Robin Hood
Cut the wealth wage gap down to size
He sounds like an upstandin' man (that Robin Hood)
But these "Merry Men" bein' his cla-an (that Robin Hood)
Sounds iffy, but I suppose it's all goo-ood (that Robin Hood)
If they're followin' that Robin Hood
Oh yeah

What? Robin's shacked up with that Maid Marian chick?
How the hell'd he manage that?
Man, outlaws get all of the friggin' luck
Despite, well, breakin' the la-aw
Heard the Nottingham sheriff's a douche
A right rotten prick
But that Robin Hood has found how to keep him down
And King John too, that di-ick

He's the one they're callin' Robin Hood
Friar Tuck's blessin' makes it alright
Wish I could be like him doin' good
Don't think I'm cut out for that life
I've never been a rule-breakin' man (that Robin Hood)
And I can't shoot arrows for cra-ap (that Robin Hood)
So as much as I wanna do goo-ood (that Robin Hood)
I can't be compared to Robin Hood

Huh!
One thing I still don't understa-and (that Robin Hood)
About this suave expert archer ma-an (that Robin Hood)
Of all the names for a dude in Sherwoo-ood (that Robin Hood)
Why the hell's a fox named Robin Hood?
Ow!

That Robin Hood's up to real good
No, not "no good", I said "real good"
Make sense? It should, at words I'm good
Up to real good, that Robin Hood