He was still on The King of Queens,the show I've seen
He has a wife and her name was Carrie,I agree
Never dance on the floor,all around
Hey Carrie,I agree,never dance on the floor all around

This guy's name was Kevin James,that's who I have seen
Nobody has eyes in the back of their heads
You can dance on the floor all around

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking some girl's heart
And Arthur always told him be careful of who you hate
And be careful of what you do,the lie won't become the truth

Kevin James is such an actor
He's just a man who work at I.P.S.
So Deacon,take a guess
Work at I.P.S.,so Deacon,take a guess

For forty days and for forty nights,no law was on his side
But who can stand when he's in demand,his schemes and plans
Will you dance on the floor all around
So take my strong advice,just remember to always think twice(Do think twice)
He told Carrie we'd danced till three,Arthur looked at me
Then showed a photo of his dad,cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
Arthur's slammed on the floor,what a clown,Carrie

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around never try to fart
He came and stood right by me,it's the smell of garbage cans
This happened much too soon,he dragged me to his room

Kevin James is such an actor
He's just a man who claims that he was so dumb
Ray Romano's numb

Kevin James is such an actor
He's just a man who claims that he was so dumb
Ray Romano's numb
I am so dumb,Ray Romano's numb

He was really dumb,Ray Romano's numb
Kevin James is such an actor
He's just a man who claims that he wasn't wrong
He hates a cover song
He was totally wrong,he hates a cover song

He says you don't belong,I hate this cover song
He says you don't belong

Kevin James is such an actor
Kevin James is such an actor
Kevin James is such an actor
Kevin James is such an actor
Kevin James is such an actor

Kevin James is
Kevin James is
Kevin James is

Such an actor
Such an actor
Such an actor
Such an actor

Kevin James is such an actor (he's just a man)
Kevin James is such an actor (he's just a man)
Kevin James is such an actor (he's just a man)
Kevin James is such an actor (he's just a man)

Kevin James is
Kevin James is

Kevin James is such an actor
Kevin James is such an actor

Kevin James is
Kevin James is

Kevin James is such an actor
Kevin James is such an actor

Kevin James is
Kevin James is