[1st Verse]
Looks like a regular Jewish guy, but not a rabbi
I said oh my, but why is he always the one
Who gets laid much more than you and me
Just why is he the one who gets laid much more than you and me

[2nd Verse]
I learned his name was Ron Jeremy, for my eyes to see
I saw him perform and I dreamt of Being The One
who gets laid much more than you and me

[Bridge]
Ron's nickname is the Hedgehog and there's a reason why
He looks like any average guy
He's not a glamorous person, but that is his appeal
And be careful how you judge, attitudes are hard to budge

Chorus
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
He's just a man who lives out our fantasies
For the audience to see
We know he is the man for the audience to see

[3rd Verse]
He has a Masters in Special Ed
But that was long ago
He's been an actor for more than
Twenty-five years
And gets laid much more than you and me
Do not think on a whim, remember there's much more to him
(More to him)

[4th Verse]
He was a consultant for a film
Named Boogie Nights
That shot Mark Wahlberg's career
To brand new heights
He gets laid much more than you and me, Baby

[Bridge]
Ron's nickname is the Hedgehog and there's a reason why
He looks like any average guy
He turned around on the screen
I saw his hairy back
As well as his big butt
Instead of his big gut

[Chorus]
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
He's just a man who lives out our fantasies
For the audience to see
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
He's just a man who lives out our fantasies
For the audience to see
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
He's just a man who lives out our fantasies
For the audience to see
We know he is the man for the audience to see
We know he is the man for the audience to see
We know he is the man
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star
Ron Jeremy is not a porn star