Where did you come from lady
And who do you think you are?
My Rights away, try to take them?
Beef-a-roni you've got to eat
I’m not a Vegan
don’t “Gluten free” with me
Don't you know now
Is the perfect time
We can make it right
with the climate change
Then just stop using gasoline
We can all just ride our bikes!

I said “excuse you!” (S-J-T)
Social Justice thing
You just some goddam (S-J-W)
Social Justice Warrior
It’s all sycophantic
I said “excuse you!” (S-J-T)
Social Justice thing
You just some goddam (S-J-W)
Social Justice Warrior
It’s all sycophantic

Nothin' can stop ozone burnin'
Desire to be proven right
Can’t you see my bleeding heart
Won't you come, it's emergency
Plastic bags up in
the Grocery store set me off
Don't you know now is the perfect time
We can recycle cans
Just to make it right
In my job
I stay in one spot
With Affirmative action, Merit doesn’t mean a lot!

I said “excuse you!” (S-J-T)
Social Justice thing
You just some goddam (S-J-W)
Social Justice Warrior
It’s all sycophantic
I said “excuse you!” (S-J-T)
Social Justice thing
You just some goddam (S-J-W)
Social Justice Warrior
It’s all sycophantic

Social Justice Warriors, repeat after me
I said,
No No No
No No No No
No No No No
No No No
No No No
I said No No No No No
No No No No No
It’s all sycophantic

I said “excuse you!” (S-J-T)
Social Justice thing
You just some goddam (S-J-W)
Social Justice Warrior
It’s all sycophantic
I said “excuse you!” (S-J-T)
Social Justice thing
You just some goddam (S-J-W)
Social Justice Warrior
It’s all sycophantic