Song Parodies -> "Buy It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Buy It"

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The Lyrics

Kellyanne Conway on Ivanka's clothing line...

Nordstrom told her that her line would disappear
It's an ethics case, we just wanna be clear
She told her Daddy and then Kellyanne appeared
Said "Buy it, go buy it!"

"Ivanka's stuff is good, none of it is bad
I own much of it myself, and I never feel sad
Clothing, jewelry, stuff, everything that she has
So buy it, before you make her daddy mad!"

(Chorus)
Just buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it
Ethics violation, I'll deny it
I think we all love Ivanka and I'm always right
This shameless plug is a commercial all right!

Just buy it, buy it [4x]

"They're out to dump her, gotta do what I can
Conflicts of interest? Fake news from CNN
Selling clothes is not a crime, it's just good fashion
So buy it, buy it..."

Kellyanne showed 'em that she really wasn't scared
She knew Donald would agree that it's "totally unfair"
He might fake scold you, fake review you, act like he cared
Still buy it, 'cause Ivanka's stuff is not bad

(Chorus) [2x]

Just buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it

(Chorus) [x3]

Just buy it, buy it
Buy it, buy it, buy it

Don't make her Daddy mad!!!

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Jonathan - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment

better she's plugging it, than everyone and their uncle going out of their way to disrespect the President! seriously, if they want to use the "right to refuse service" excuse, then why didn't that apply to the Christian baker who was demonized, and if I remember correctly, spent a night in jail for refusing service to a gay couple? really hypocritical! all the hate & disrespect towards the first family does, is make me want to back them even more! I'm pretty sure they're just helping Trump lock up 2020 as well, seeing as we are now seeing the non-supporters as whiny crybabies, who just throw tantrum after tantrum when they don't get their way! well, keep it up you clowns! I'm ready for 2020! 455

Rob Arndt - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment

Before this, wasn't it Ivanka's bracelet? FGS, it's just a bracelet folks! Now there's an Anti-Trump #GrabYourWallet group asking for a total boycott of her stuff. Nordstrom, Nieman Marcus, Belk, Jet, Shoes.com, Sears, and Kmart have all joined in.

CML - February 13, 2017 - Report this comment

I wonder if some of these petulant children realize that 25 Democratic Senate seats are up for grabs in 2018, many in states won by Trump. If Republicans win half of those races they'll have a filibuster proof Senate. Then they'll be able to go "Full Mongol Horde" on the Dems, just like Dems did in 2009.

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