I wonder what there is to eat around here
when I look in the fridge, I only see root beer
but there, way in the back, 5-day old pizza, oh dear
So Heat It, Then Eat It

it’s better fresh, I’d better toss in the can
that pizza had some mold, heat cheese for nachos, man
the cheese has got fuzz, guess it goes in the can
Would Heat It, but it’s sadly gone bad!

Just Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
heat it up, and then just eat it
maybe I'll nuke these Burger King fries
but, they’re turning green, so, yeah, no dice
Just Heat It, Heat It
Just Heat It, Heat It
Just Heat It, Heat It
Just Heat It, Heat It

I’d better listen, better do what I’m told
my wife told me to heat the tuna casserole
I wanna stay alive, but she found it’s still cold
she’s screamin’, I’m leavin’

I’d like to go home, but I’m really quite scared
I’m hidin’ from the wife, she'll kick my derriere
she'll pinch me, and she'll bite me then she'll tug at my hair
Say “Heat It!” okay, now I’m turned on!

I'll Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
heat it up, and then just eat it
re-heating chicken, leftover pie
heating pizza rolls, so good you'll die

Just Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
in the words of Weird Al, “Eat It”
over-heated tea, must cool with ice
heating burritos, though better fried
Just Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It

Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
singing to the tune of “Beat It”
show you how fudge is great with hot tea
two squares for you, and the rest for me!

Just Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
in the words of Weird Al, “Eat It”
make up some warm milk, to help me sleep
all through the night I won’t make a peep

So Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
now the lyrics are repeating
re-heating chicken, leftover pie
heating pizza rolls, so good you'll die

Just Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It
sorry this song keeps repeating
over-heated tea, must cool with ice
heating burritos, though better fried
Just Heat It, Heat It, Heat It, Heat It… (fade out.)