She was never a beauty queen, you know what I mean
Her baby back ribs never lean dripping in sauce
Southern Belle, Food Network, Cooking Boss
A celebrity chef
Restaurants, QVC, All the rest

Then Paula Dean at Uncle Bubba’s, she caused some trouble
With a word that made heads turn and disgusting everyone
Who would think, racial slur, come from her

PR people told her
Be careful what you say
Don’t go around giving interviews
We’ll put you on Today
To clear up this whole mess
And put it to an end
Just don’t say words that start with N

Paula Dean says she’s no racist
She’s just a cook who
says she is what she is
A victim of the ShowBiz
But it is now what it is
Sponsors dropping her like a hot dish

She deplored by day and deplored by night
Trying to make it right
But I’m afraid she’s in a tight squeeze
Her career fricasseed
Every turn, misconstrued, she’s now screwed
So take critics advice
Go back home you had a good shelf life

( Good Shelf Life )

Like the pot calling the kettle black
She is fighting back
And making the rounds on all the TV shows
Then the couch with O (Oprah of course )
For a chance, put in check, her redneck

PR people told her
Just follow our advice
We’ve got it under control you’ll see
Trust us no one else will drop you
They all have your back like me
Excuse me Smithfield’s calling you
And Wal Mart’s on line two

Paula Dean says she’s no racist
She’s just a cook who
says she is what she is
A victim of the ShowBiz
Pauly Dean says she is sorry
She’s made mistakes who
Hasn’t in life that’s no crock
And if you haven’t, throw the first rock

She says I’m not to blame
I’m a victim just the same

Paula Dean says she’s no racist

( Repeat and Fade Away Paula Dean )