Stone breaker is breaking mine
I'm a heartbreaker crossing lines
I really should have realize
That one day I'll be getting sized
Oo!

She (Rachel Uchitel‎) is
A crazed hooker who's coming fast
A ball bruiser loaded with ass
Going down to make a sass
You think wife's gonna find out
I went and join the dance

'Cause I'm a sad cheat
(Messin' around)
Just want some night heat, yeah
(Fun on my gun)
'Cause I'm a sad cheat
(Losin' my nuts)
Because the travesty will never stop
For sad cheat
Oo!

Unknown stranger (Jamie Grubbs) came without a care
A waitress grabbinbg my pair
A part will fold, but didn't care
(Done it out of dare)
Within our lies

Some old couples are sleeping sound
And there's some young muckers dying to be found
The media plays around and round
(And around and round)
Yes, tabloids of the hype poking from the dark

'Cause it's a hot sheet
(Eatin' it up)
Can feel the news beat, yeah
(Now on the run)
'Cause it's a hot sheet
(Like it or not)
Because the media will never stop
A hot sheet
Oo!

(One night lover)
I'm trying to put some little run in my life
(I'm a loser)
Then there's more popping out of nowhere for a golden light
Ow!
(Twilight)
Oo! Bad, bad
Oo!

Such problems I can't explain
It is a bad feeling living in the flame
The media starts to stalk my pain
(I cannot complain)
I cannot survive
I should have kept my pants

Now I'm in deep sh*t
(Screwin' it up)
My wife threw a fit, bad
(I'm freakin' dumb)
Now I'm in deep sh*t
(Perfect I'm not)
Indeed the tragedy just gotta stop
In deep sh*t
Oo!

'Cause I'm a sad cheat
(Messin' around)
Just want some night heat, yeah
(Fun on my gun)
'Cause I'm a sad cheat
(Losin' my nuts)
Because the travesty will never stop
For sad cheat
Oo!

(Messing it up)
(Fun on my gun)
(Losin' my nuts)
(The travesty will never stop)

[Repeat to fade]