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Song Parodies -> "Grandma's Anthem"
Original Song Title:
"Rock with you"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Grandma's Anthem"
Parody Written by:
Cody Slusher
The Lyrics
This song goes to all the elderly people in the world. I am not trying to offened people, this is just a joke.
Wrinkles near my eyes.
Slippers instead of shoes.
I wish I was young, but there is nothing that I can do.
A cranky spine.
A heart that is so kind.
And I'm gonna carry that cane.
And walking very slow.
God Bless my soul.
(chorus)
I love to rock in chairs.
(All night)
Doing crochet
(Alright)
I love to rock in chairs.
(All night)
And playing crocket.
Sitting on a bench throwing bird feed at the doves.
80% prune and 20% love.
I maybe old.
But I cook a mean casserole.
And I'm gonna carry that cane.
And walking very slow.
God Bless my soul.
6x(chorus)
Slippers instead of shoes.
I wish I was young, but there is nothing that I can do.
A cranky spine.
A heart that is so kind.
And I'm gonna carry that cane.
And walking very slow.
God Bless my soul.
(chorus)
I love to rock in chairs.
(All night)
Doing crochet
(Alright)
I love to rock in chairs.
(All night)
And playing crocket.
Sitting on a bench throwing bird feed at the doves.
80% prune and 20% love.
I maybe old.
But I cook a mean casserole.
And I'm gonna carry that cane.
And walking very slow.
God Bless my soul.
6x(chorus)
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There should be no offense, clever is clever.
Very creative...
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