WE ARE THE BORG

There’s come a time when we pick up every call
When the world must stop in public each one
There are people yakking
And it’s time to bend an ear to phones
The shameful curse of all

We can’t go on conversing every day
That Bluetooth, someday will
Make us all strange
We are all part of some great Blackberry
It’s the truth, you know
Drones are what we’ll be

We are the Borg, we’re the collective
We work as one, we have a lot to say
So let’s all plug in
There’s a voice we’re hearing
Controlling all our lives
It’s true, we’ll send a lot of pay
To ATT

We’ll be a part, saying
“Can you hear me now?”
And our lives will be wireless, see?
Ma Bell has blown up, her clones are in our head
So all our friends be on on the plan

We are the Borg, we’re the collective
We work as one, we have a lot to say
So let’s all plug in
There’s a voice we’re hearing
Controlling all our lives
It’s true, we’ll send a lot of pay
To ATT

When you have no bars
It seems like you’re alone
But if you just drive up
You’ll soon be on the phone
Though we realize that eavesdroppers still get pissed
It is still futile to resist

We are the Borg, we’re the collective
We work as one, we have a lot to say
So let’s all plug in
There’s a voice we’re hearing
Controlling all our lives
It’s true, we’ll send a lot of pay
To ATT