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Song Parodies -> "Hungry"

Original Song Title:

"One"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Hungry"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I was extremely, direly hungry when I wrote this parody.
I can't stop my stomach's growling
Don't know if I want some ice cream
Deep down inside my stomach screams
This terrible growling stops me

Need some food that's from Mickey D's
I took the pup out so she'd pee
Now there's not much food in me
Make something to eat but how

Hold my stomach, I wan' be fed
Oh please God, feed me

Back in my room, I need a meal
It pumps life, need cereal
But none of the cereal's real
Look to the time when I'll eat

Fed through the stomach into me
Just what happens right when I eat
I need cereal or McD's
Eat a crumb, no make that three

Hold my stomach, I wan' be fed
Oh please God, feed me

Now the food is gone, hungry one
Oh God, feed me
Hold my stomach, I wan' be fed
Oh please God, feed me

Donuts!!
I need to eat three!!
Or I could eat
Absolutely nothing!!
I can't find food!!
We have no pie!!
Fix it myself!!
Stomach is growling, stop!!!

Subway!!
Their food's outta sight!!
I'll eat a peach!!
What am I hearing???
No chicken arms??
No chicken legs??
Want to be full!!
Heck, I would eat a snail!!

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James Hetfield - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude, this parody is Shakespeare to me! Beautiful poetry about one's quest to find food when one is extremely hungry. Straight fives man. ::cries::
Lemmy - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with James, this parody is Shakespeare. I couldn't have written this parody better myself.
Jeremiah McGlothin - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Good times!
Not a fake Celebrity - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Ok this parody is decent but these comments are really lame
lebeiw15 - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I've noticed the fake comments on every parody too...
Diva - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
funny!
Jimi Hendrix - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I'm back from the dead for five minutes, and I think this parody is pretty good, so I'm gonna write a comment. No, wait, my five minutes are up. Never mind, see you later.
lol - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
so u were extremely hungry when u wrote this. I can hear ure stomach from here!

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