Song Parodies -> "Sausage fest (Gigolo hubris)"

Original Song Title:

"Motorbreath"

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Original Performer:

"Sausage fest (Gigolo hubris)"

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The Lyrics

Sometimes I have to go with a parody where the rhymes take me - this one started off as an idea inspired by the movie with the same name, then it changed into a song about a stag party, and finally it ended up as from the viewpoint of the worlds most self-confident gigolo.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

It's satisfying, I'm not denying
I really mean it, with no counterclaim
Guys that are single can still live the dream
My six-pack is sexy in the extreme

Sausage fest, the life of single guys
I won't grow a beer gut, not today
Sausage fest, I'm tipping unabashed
As I'm putting strippers hearts ablaze

I regret nothing, you know I'm not bluffing
I'll dump a ten if she's sleight overweigth
Sexting a chick with a dickpic of mine
She'll be so wet that she'll soak her cloud nine

Sausage fest, I'm envied by the guys
That has grown a dad bod on their way
Sausage fest, I'm feeling satisfied
As I'm pumping weights on Labor Day

The thiccs in my borough are making advances
Since word gotten 'round of some ménage à trois
I've only one dick but in such circumstances
Before I make wonders I'm paid in advance

Sausage fest, a Porsche now I drive
Paid for it in cash the other day
Sausage fest, I'll pimp it unabashed
It is getting new dampers today

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