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Song Parodies -> "Tide And Whitening"
Original Song Title:
"Ride The Lightning"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Tide And Whitening"
Parody Written by:
Chris Pollman
The Lyrics
Dirty laundry, just wash it till it's white
There's is too much bleach in my laundry
Socks in a pair, tee shirt covered in hair
Drawers were just clinging to me
Who made their jersey stained
I'll clean your shirts for you
Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name
Wait for the wash
To turn the knob of clean
It's the begenning of the wash
Sweaty drenched shirts
Belts tight enough to hurt
Listen as the laundry goes "splash"
My hands they pull out clothes
If they're still dirty, grab a hose
Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name
Someone wash them
Oh laundramat wash them
I am trying to clean them all today
I won't wash with tide, dry cleaning slow
The load will wash for hours
The final load of clothes I dry
How clean are they?, just get this over with
If this is clean, iron pressure apply
Wakened by the washer's "ding"
Done washing all the clothes now clean
Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name
There's is too much bleach in my laundry
Socks in a pair, tee shirt covered in hair
Drawers were just clinging to me
Who made their jersey stained
I'll clean your shirts for you
Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name
Wait for the wash
To turn the knob of clean
It's the begenning of the wash
Sweaty drenched shirts
Belts tight enough to hurt
Listen as the laundry goes "splash"
My hands they pull out clothes
If they're still dirty, grab a hose
Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name
Someone wash them
Oh laundramat wash them
I am trying to clean them all today
I won't wash with tide, dry cleaning slow
The load will wash for hours
The final load of clothes I dry
How clean are they?, just get this over with
If this is clean, iron pressure apply
Wakened by the washer's "ding"
Done washing all the clothes now clean
Wash it all with tide
For some pants are wide
Food stains such a shame
Shirt with embroided name
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it's good
This is brilliant! I can even forgive the spelling errors -- you get all 5s from me!!! :-)
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