He can vance if he wants to
Act like a horse's behind
'cause he's JD Vance, and that's how you vance
Just say what's on your mind

He says, many ridiculous things
'cause proof they will never find
And you wonder if he's from out of this world
Speaks out of his behind

He can vance! (JD)

He can do those interviews
He's kind of a younger guy
And he can grow out his beard,
It goes from ear to ear
If he makes sense it's a surprise

You'll be stumped by what he says
He thinks it all makes sense or will
And he will be wolfman
for Halloween
And then stand there completely still

I say, he can vance, he can vance
His mouth is out of control
He can vance, he can vance
campaigning in north pole
He can vance, he can vance
What will he say today?
He can vance, he can vance
Victim of circumstance

oh yeah he's JD Vance

He can vance if he wants to
It's a new word from his name
It'll catch on you'll see
Talk ridiculously
They'll say you're vancing today

I say you can vance if you want to
Say whatever comes to mind
If it makes no sense
Or over the fence
You know it's all still fine

I say, you can vance, you can vance
Insert foot into your mouth
You can vance, you can vance
East or west, north or south
You can vance, you can vance
About crazy theories
You can vance, you can vance
Given the happenstance

Oh yeah it's JD Vance
Strange stuff from JD Vance

Talkin' junk, JD Vance