You can rant if you want to
You can shriek and wail and whine
‘cause you got your shots, which I’d call ersatz,
but you can’t make me get mine

Tell us all how we’ve got to
get the shots Saint Fauci pimped
Does it make you pout when the folks with clout
can declare themselves exempt?
‘Cuz Congress can.

You can mask if you want to
but it’s all just balderdash
‘cuz not a single guest could pass the Karen test
at Obama’s latest birthday bash

Say, can you answer a question?
‘cuz I’ve thought this more than once
Why are your vaxx decrees imposed on folks like me
and not illegal immigrants?

But hey, in your trance, in your trance
everybody needs controlled
In your trance, in your trance,
Fauci says ‘You’ll do what you’re told.”
In your trance, in your trance,
the CDC issues commands
In your trance, in your trance,
dissenters are wearing armbands

Safety trance
You’re in a safety trance
Yep, it’s safety trance

Should I still social distance?
And will two masks do the job?
I’ve got plenty of spots for more booster shots
from the keep-‘em-fearful mob


So now, what if I want to riot
like the folks in BLM?
All those unmasked goons, and not a one impugned -
treat me like I’m one of them.

I say, take a glance, take a glance
Watch how they change the goal
Look askance, look askance,
They won’t let you be in control

Fauci’s stance, Fauci’s stance:
Whatever Xi Jinping demands
Fauci rants, Fauci rants:
There’s no gain-of-function plans

Ah well, the safety trance
Oh yes, your safety trance
Back to your safety trance
Unending safety trance
Safety trance

Safety trance…etc