Song Parodies -> "Disney Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Safety Dance"

Original Performer:

Men Without Hats

Parody Song Title:

"Disney Sucks"

Parody Written by:

catmanjoe

The Lyrics

This parody satirizes the criticism of Disney. Personally, I don't care for Disney either. This is only something that popped in my head. This is based on the album version of the original song.

D-I-S-N-E-Y Disney sucks!

Disney sucks because it likes to, screw around with children’s minds
Because they just don't care and since they don't care
Well, they’re no brand of mine
I say, Disney is just gonna corrupt you, I can’t stand the merchandise
And there’s no way we’re going out to Disneyworld
I refuse to stand in a line
Disney sucks

Disney sucks because it likes to, screw around with children’s minds
Because they just don't care and since they don't care
Well, they’re no brand of mine
I say, Disney is just gonna corrupt you, I can’t stand the merchandise
And there’s no way we’re going out to Disneyworld
I refuse to stand in a line
Disney sucks
I agree

The princesses, they make me want to, rip out my freakin’ brain
Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Belle, and Rapunzel
Even Ariel can be such a pain
I say I hate Disney and I don’t want to, watch their crap anymore
I think they suck so bad and the girls on Disney Channel
They make your daughter act like a whore
I say Disney sucks! Disney sucks! They care about stealing your cash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Their shows and films are trash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Never going to Disneyland!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Avoiding it the best I can!
Disney sucks! Oh well Disney sucks!
Ah yes, Disney sucks!

D-I-S-N-E-Y Disney sucks!

Disney sucks ‘cuz they like to, claim everything
The Muppets, Star Wars and even Marvel
Well now, ain’t that just a shame?
Disney sucks because it likes to, screw around with children’s minds
Cause they just don't care and since they don't care
Well, they’re no brand of mine
I say Disney sucks! Disney sucks! They care about stealing your cash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Their shows and films are trash!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Never going to Disneyland!
Disney sucks! Disney sucks! Avoiding it the best I can!
Oh Well Disney sucks
Ah yes, Disney sucks
Oh well Disney sucks
Oh well Disney sucks
Oh yes Disney sucks
You know Disney sucks yeah
You know Disney sucks
You know Disney sucks
Well Disney sucks
Oh Disney sucks
Oh Disney sucks
Oh Disney sucks

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Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment

Can't say I agree with you on Marvel and Lucasfilm, but traditional Disney fare in live action is not so impressive anymore. 5s

Jonathan - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment

Disney made some impressive movies in their day but alas not so many anymore though I've not seen the new "Star Wars" film yet (will probably wait for DVD release to do that) and I did enjoy "The Avengers" although nothing beats their animated flicks "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" is a personal favorite of mine I just love how dark it is! 5's

John Lomain - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment

This was funny to me (and I've been to Disney World twice this month) 5's

Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment

Don't know the studio, but I always loved "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi" growing up with the short cartoon bonus of Yankee Doodle Cricket!!! The Soviets made a live action film in 1975, but I've never seen it. And... Donovan has a 1980 song "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!"

Rob Arndt - December 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Donovan's song is actually spelled "Riki Tiki Tavi" (same theme) but it's crap.

Brandon Reina - December 27, 2015 - Report this comment

Disney doesn't suck. I had a few Disney Infinity toys. DISNEY IS IN THE HOUSE!

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