when her and me go to the sea shore
greenpeace comes, no one hunts no more
all these people are they her real friends,
in rubber boats, circle her at both ends
all I know is that her new suit thong
her hungry bum ate it now man it is gone
then a man asks her not to go swim
it's eight o'clock and the tide is waiting to come in

she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow

out of the water, honey better come soon,
I saw a man and he had a harpoon,
people from PETA, all across the sand beach
the students come to see a sea cow in reach
I wouldnt say it's because you are big
or because they lift you with block and rigs
all I know is you're the girl of my dreams
through your sweat rolls, water comes out like streams

she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow

her is the van now to take you away
why do they follow you?
they got the long truck, and v-8 you see
and it can swallow you

(oh please one more verse...I know it's not in the song...)

then late at night when we see our friends
you broke their couches now we must make amends
you're quite a piece, yes you're such a nice gal
I only hope I get brainwashed like old shallow Hal
now the song ends with a wink and a bow
a little parody of you you silly old sea cow
some people stare, and it gives me pains,
when you swim and they say get outta the shipping lanes

she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow
she's like a sea cow