Song Parodies -> "Grease Sells (And We're Buying)"

Original Song Title:

"Peace Sells"

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Original Performer:

"Grease Sells (And We're Buying)"

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The Lyrics

Let's just say I've been eating out a bit too much lately.... Here's the OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXgh6nhBmns

What’s there to eat?
Some leftover Cod
Long John Silver’s okay

What’s there to eat?
A bucket of chicken
Kentucky Fried is damn good food

What’s there to eat?
I just want a burger and fries
Wendy’s gives you the finger too

And what’s there to eat?
Brain freeze and frozen chills
Dairy Queen’s my hope!

Yum!

I go to Arby’s
Once there I wait in line
My order’s right this time?

What’s there to eat?
Won’t go to Denny’s
I get sick when I eat at Denny’s

What’s there to eat?
A Subway’s fine
The low fat kind

What’s there to eat?
When I’m searching the whole Airport
There’s the Great American Bagel

Order something!
We’re a… Growing people!
Right?!

If there’s Chipotle
I’m set to burst inside
But I keep on growing wide

[Guitar solo as you wait in the Drive-Thru]

Can you soak my fries in grease?

Grease…
Grease sells!

Grease…
Grease sells!!!!

Grease sells
And we’re buying!

Grease sells
We’re deep-frying!

Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!

(As you choke down the fast food play another guitar solo)

Grease sells
And we’re trying!!!

Grease sells
And we’re dining!!!

Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!

Grease sells
And we’re dieing!!!

Grease sells
We add cyan!!!

Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!

Grease sells
With rings onion!!!

Grease sells
And we’re buying!!!

Grease sells
No denying!!!

Yum!
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!!!!

Grease Sells!!!!!

Grease Sells!!!!

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McKludge - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

You don't see Megadeth get parodied much. This is a great job, and it's good to know you have your standards ("won't eat at Denny's")
Your cholesterol count is 555!

AFW - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Grease sells, and this excels....

Jack Wilson - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

HILARIOUS as usual, 5s

John Barry - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Great grease.

Peter Andersson - July 02, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - Kudos for a very brave choice of OS, Matthias! :-)

Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I agree with Peter A.

Below Average Dave - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) What are you trying to do to my stomach, I love greasey foods--I'm starving. . .

Max power - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment

555 calories diet

Phil Alexander - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent - I was going to say "good", then I hit the repeated "Grease sells" and "We add cyan" made me giggle. But if you really thing Kentucky Fried is damn good food, you need to get out more ;-)

bobpiecheese - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Well this put a little extra happy in my Happy Meal. Great work, Matthias!

Jason - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above.

McKludge - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Mmmmm Cyan.... Can I get a little Magenta with that?

Cat - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) The pacing was a bit hard to follow, but otherwise good. I think I might get a heart attack if I read this too long...;)

stuart mcarthur - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) it's eerie following Cat, as I also found the main line pacing a little removed from the OS, but generally some funny lines, Matt - the funny comment I was looking to make was done better by McKludge above, so I'll just say 555

Jeff Reuben - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Megadeath, sweet! Just as I was trying to cut off fast food, you hit me with this, and about 10 cravings =)

The Charnstar - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Now that was pure AWESOME. This parody is so good, it has to be fattening.. 5-5-5

wannabemustangjockey - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - Way to make a person not want to eat out ever again! XD

Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Well done, Matty...some funny stuff here, but for me food parodies have been(scuse the pun) overdone...so it's hard to make them stand out. Nevertheless, "We add cyan" particularly tickled me. 555

Jack Wilson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment

See above!
Kristof: If that's true, dont check out my earlier works LOL

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