Last night I heard the strangest scream
I turned around and saw ya
It was gloomy the light was minor
And you said that you don’t want to look at me
I just wanted to console you
Please don’t touch me
I saw it

Stop laughing cos I am crossed eyed
My eyes are pointing north and south, Oh no
Oh wont you please stop staring
Stop laughing cos I am crossed eyed
I’m gawky and I can’t look down
Bollocks, I’ cannot even see straight


You on a down you went to spec savers
Laughing was Nagasaki
You were all dressed in Khaki
You got real mad you then kicked his ass
What are you doing with petroleum gas?
And you said

Was laughing at my big crossed eyes
I’m Gonna burn spec savers down, yes whoa
A shop that’s soon exploding
Stop laughing at my crossed eyes
I’m gawky and I can’t look down
So now, spec savers just exploded

Never get another girl like you, get so worked up
Never get another girl like you, really messed up
If I get an angry girl like you, I’ll avoid her
Never want another girl like you, Its too late
Noooooo
Never laugh at a girl cross-eyed
She’s a girl that can knock you out
Mind you, she might just swing and miss hit
Never laugh at a girl cross-eyed
One did and now he’s not around
My god spec savers is a real mess

Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
My eyes are pointing north and south, Oh no
Advise you to stop staring
Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
One did and now he’s not around
Say now, lets try a ritual burning

Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
My eyes are pointing north and south, Oh no
Advise you to stop staring
Stop laughing cos I am cross-eyed
One did and now he’s not around
Say now, lets try a ritual burning