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Song Parodies -> "Buffalo Chips"
Original Song Title:
"Buffalo Gals"
Original Performer:
Malcom McLaren
Parody Song Title:
"Buffalo Chips"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
This is either the dumbest or strangest parody I have ever written...an attempt to parody one of the first hip-hop songs ever recorded. Asterisks (**) indicate DJ turntable scratchings and cuts.
Buffalo** Buffalo**Watch your step**
Buffalo, Buffalo**Watch your step**...
(Phone Voice: Whoo, that smell is makin' me sick!)
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Uh-huh)
There's buffalo chips all over outside!**
There's buffalo chips all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
So watch out where you step in!
**what you step in**what you step in is below**
**3 buffalo chips**3 buffalo chips**
(Rap)
I went to the local dairy
To get the milk from Bossie
I took a look on the ground, and then I said "Uh-ohhhh!"
Yeah
It's the buffalo chips!
Yeah
The milkmaid was very pretty
And Farmer Brown was friendly
But then, there was the buffalo!
I gotta say "oh no!"
**Promenade!Promenade!Promenade!**
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Uh-huh)
There's buffalo chips all over outside!**
There's buffalo chips all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
So watch out where you step in!
Step in**buffalo**step in**buffalo**step in**buffalo...
Step in where no buffalo!
(That stuff won't come off my shoe!)
Buffalo, Buffalo**Watch your step**...
(Phone Voice: Whoo, that smell is makin' me sick!)
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Uh-huh)
There's buffalo chips all over outside!**
There's buffalo chips all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
So watch out where you step in!
**what you step in**what you step in is below**
**3 buffalo chips**3 buffalo chips**
(Rap)
I went to the local dairy
To get the milk from Bossie
I took a look on the ground, and then I said "Uh-ohhhh!"
Yeah
It's the buffalo chips!
Yeah
The milkmaid was very pretty
And Farmer Brown was friendly
But then, there was the buffalo!
I gotta say "oh no!"
**Promenade!Promenade!Promenade!**
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips to your left side, to your right side, and all over outside! (Uh-huh)
There's buffalo chips all over outside!**
There's buffalo chips all over outside! (Y'know it!)
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
There's buffalo chips all over outside, over outside
So watch out where you step in!
Step in**buffalo**step in**buffalo**step in**buffalo...
Step in where no buffalo!
(That stuff won't come off my shoe!)
Copyright 1986, Agrimorfee
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Very ambitious to try this one. I remember the original and it was indeed strange. Pretty close pacing. I would've sat on it (sorry for that imagery) a day, it probably needed one more revision, then let the, er, chips fall where they may :-)
Thanks for the thoughts, MasonR...I sat on it for 8 years (see copyright note), so I don't think it could have gotten any better. Oh well, it's all hard now...wanna play a few rounds of Chip Frisbee? :D
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