Song Parodies -> "Pop-ups Don't Reach"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Pop-ups Don't Reach"

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The Lyrics

Pop-ups just blow, they're making me so upset
Cause I was searching for nude nymphets
Went down to Fry's today
Bought me a blocker

I never learned "bout this internet
I need some help, all that I can get
I'm not computer smart
But I like all the playin'

Said it would keep commercials out
I'm such a dweeb, not a geek with clout
I always get distressed, and I just want gaming, see?

Pop-ups don't reach
My computer now
Pop-ups don't reach
I just zap them -Pow!
Now I'm keeping my mind
And I'm surfin' for babes, whee
I'm gonna stare at babes whee, mmmmm

No more of those gross disgusting ads
How to grow that thing above my "nads
Maybe I'm a bit uptight
But I'll choose my vice

But my friends keep telling me to leave the house
Saying I'm obsessed, I need to lose the mouse
What I need right now is some DSL please

Pop-ups don't reach
My computer now
Pop-ups don't reach
I just zap them -Pow!
Now I'm keeping my mind
And I'm surfin' for babes, whee
I'm gonna stare at babes whee, mmmmm

Momma, momma, the one that's on my screen
Thought I don't think she's quite a teen
She just wants my credit card now
Cause she wants my love, she wants my love
No sleaze

Pop-ups don't reach
My computer now
Pop-ups don't reach
I just zap them -Pow!
Now I'm keeping my mind
And I'm surfin' for babes, whee
I'm gonna stare at babes whee, mmmmm

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Agrimorfee - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment

One little pacing popup does not deserve lower than 4. Good job Rick.

Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I see your 4 and raise you 5. No bad taste is bad enough to taste bad on my taste buds. Also, I've been trying and failing to do something with this song myself, so I respect everyone who DOES make it work.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Agood1TonIgHt! :-)

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