Winter's nearing, nut's for storing
He hides them away
If he don't use them, yellow Post Its
He'd forget each place

Some nuts go here, some nuts go there
It's a bushy tale
If he don't dig down, he won't get by
After winter's gale

He don't beg and he don't plead *
But some can't see what's up, that's nuts
"Cause the squirrel with the, walnut stash
Is mocking Mister Putz, "cause we are


{Chorus:}

Living in a must help your self world
And he's a provisional squirrel
You know he's winking at the entitlement world?
"Cause he's a satirical squirrel



Some squirrels fly and some squirrels climb but
I don't think they play
Only squirrels who pack their pantry
Live on winters stay, 'cause he's out


{Alt. Chorus:}

Working with the most bushy bright tail
Like he's an admonishing squirrel
You know that he is jeering those with a "woe is me" tale
"Cause he's a satirical squirrel

Winking like a satirical squirrel [satirical]
Working like the most typical squirrel
(repeat)



Squirrels in trees and squirrels on roads
And that's what Geico sees
Your insurance has made you bitch
Curb high monthly fees, "Cause everybody's


{Alt. Chorus:}

Driving this unpredictable world
And here comes a road obstacle squirrel
You know where you're heading in this ridiculous world
And darn those maniacal squirrels

A maniacal, a satirical, a maniacal, a satirical squirrel

Dashing like a maniacal squirrel [maniacal]
Looking like the most typical squirrel
(repeat and fade)

* At least in the wild the don't