I made it thru the holidays
I didn't gain a pound
There was no bad consequence
From all the food I downed

Must lose weight for my date
Shed an inch, or a pound or two
After every meal
After e-e-every meal
I just gag and spew

I'm a-purgin' ( hey )
Goin' for that "heroin chic"
I'm a-pur-ur-urgin'
Tryin' to slim down my physique

Gotta fit into my blue jeans
It really makes me cringe
When I feel that pang of guilt
As I begin to binge

I feel fine as I dine
Sunday brunch, I just munch and chew
Then excuse myself
I excu-u-use myself
To go gag and spew

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Oooh Oooh Oooh

I debate with my plate
Hesitate, then I pile it on
It will all end up
It will all end up
Swirling down the john

Chorus

I'm a-purgin' ooh ooh
I'm a-purgin
Twisted all inside
When I'm hurling, water's swirling, throat is burning