Spinning room, my hangover starts
Strangers helping me hold my hair
I am driving the porcelain school bus

I saw booze in the smokey bar
Boy I wanted a glass of beer
Now I know I'll never drink again
'Til 5 years, or ten, I guess

I'm crazy for booze
See me drinkin' and you'll know its true
Gin, and tonic, and tequila, too
It's not for you, you'll smell it in my breath

I'm crazy for booze, crazy for booze

Trying hard to control my urge
Nobody undestands my words
My cravings have turned into withdrawls

Slowly now I begin to shake
"Give me beer, for goodness sake!"
The whole bar is staring right at me
I need alcohol, you see

I'm crazy for booze
See me drinkin' and you'll know its true
Gin and tonic and tequila, too
It's not for you, you'll smell it in my breath

You'll smell it in my breath, because

I'm crazy for booze
See me drinkin' and you'll know its true
Gin and tonic and tequila, too
It's not for you, you'll smell it in my breath

I'm crazy for booze, crazy for booze

(spoken) Crazy for booze

The same old news, I'm crazy for booze
And you know it's true,
I'm crazy, crazy for booze...