Song Parodies -> "We, the New Avengers"

Original Song Title:

"Stay"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"We, the New Avengers"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The following song parody is my 10th and final Marvel song parody of a song from “Like a Virgin (‘85 reissue).” It is about Captain Marvel and the Fantastic Four, teaming up with the Avengers, the Guardians, and the X-Men to save the world from Thanos. The following song parody will be my 195th song parody of all the song parodies I’ve written, since the early 2000s. However, my 195th song parody will be marked as my 200th, just like Seth MacFarlane would mark his 192nd Family Guy episode as his 200th. One day, this Infinity War album parody will be as popular as MacFarlane’s Family Guy/Star Wars episode trilogy. Anyways, the following Marvel song parody will be my first overall song parody to be predominantly viewed from a female character, who is Captain Marvel. The Fantastic Four will do their small part of the song parody. I hope this Marvel song parody is worth the ending to my Infinity War album parody of Madonna’s reissued Virgin album.

(Captain Marvel announces “Attention Avengers, X-Men, and Guardians! This is Captain Marvel and these are the Fantastic Four.”)

***Captain Marvel (singing to the Avengers)***:

We, we are the new Avengers
We will prepare to fight
We, we sense the Earth’s in danger
It got destroyed one night

Thanos stole all the color stones away
And used them all to erase most of lives
I wish we could go back in time to go save the day

Now I want us all to

Say, say we will
We will team up
Altogether (and save the world one day)
Say, say we will

We heard about Thanos’ invasion
In this world the other day
We wish we could find a direction
To go back to that one day

We know it hurts to see most people are dead
That is so hard to believe
But when we all meet Thanos, it is off with his head

Now, I want us to believe

That we will
Say, say we will (say we will find a way)
Say we’ll save Earth
Say, say we’ll fight Thanos

All the Fantastic Four
Will help us fight to the core
Soon, we’ll go back in time
To stop all of Thanos’ crimes

***The Thing (Ben Grimm)***:

I’m the Thing! It’s clobberin’ time!

***The Human Torch (Johnny Storm)***:

I’m the Human Torch! Flame on!

***Mr. Fantastic (Reed Richards)***:

I’m Mr. Fantastic!

***Invisible Woman (Susan “Sue” Storm)***:

I’m invisible! Can you all see me?
See me, see, see, see, see me, see me

***Captain Marvel***:

All the Fantastic Four
Will help us all end the war
Against all evil kind
Thanos is out of his mind

Now I want us all to

Say (say), say we will
Stick as a team
Say, say we will
Join the Avengers team

And then, we can fight, fight, fight against Thanos’ army, yeah
Then, we can bash, bash, bash against Thanos’ army, yeah
Then, we can knock, knock, knock out the Thanos’ army, yeah
Then, it is off, off, off with Thanos’ big head

I want us to say, say we will
Fight all evil
Say, say we will (you know we’ve go to say)
Say, say we’ll stop Thanos

(Win, win, win, win against Thanos)
We’ll save the world one day
(Fight, fight, fight, fight against Thanos)
All humans will be saved one day
(Bash, bash, bash, bash against Thanos)
Thanos will lose one day
(Off, off, off, off with Thanos’ head)
That will be our Endgame,
Endgame, Endgame, Endgame
Endgame, Endgame, Endgame
Endgame, Endgame, Endgame
Eh-Eh-Eh Endgame

This final Marvel song parody concludes my Infinity War album parody of Madonna’s Virgin album (‘85 reissue). “We, the New Avengers” are a wordplay on “We, the People,” which are the first words of the Preamble to the United States Constitution (1787). Foreigner’s “Say You Will” inspired me to put in the words “Say We Will.” The part of “We, the New Avengers,” where Susan Storm says “I’m invisible! Can you all see me?,” is similar to the part of “Mystery Men” (1999), where Kel Mitchell’s Invisible Boy character shouts, “I’m invisible! Can you see me?” However, I’m proud of the fact I finally completed this Infinity War album parody, after working on it for 3 1/2 years, including the pandemic. The Infinity Saga will continue with my future Endgame album parody soon.

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