Last night I asked for a menu
Mexican, tagged along, could not go wrong
Hot and authentic, waitress in skirt
Ordered a plate, was a long wait

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Burrito was my main entree
Like lava was the melted cheese
But something wrong with the beef
This rotten burrito
I think I made a mistake
Found some things brown inside
Picked them out and to my surprise
Rat turds blew my mind!

Health Inspector, I called him

His name was Juan Pedro
Investigation on the scene, kitchen was far from clean
Everywhere was rat pooh
I got a refund fast
Yet the memory lasts

Of vomited beef, cheese, cilantro

Of course, I threatened to sue

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Red-tagged, restaurant non-complied
Was no fiesta, felt so sick inside
Rodent feces don't belong in food
That gordo burrito was just no good

So now I'm back to Taco Bell
Authentic to my dismay, from it I'll stay away

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L-L-L-L-L-L-Lousy!
Made me nauseous
D-D-D-D-D-D-Dirty!
Much more than just gas!

Never forget that rotten burrito

I hurled, I puked, I gagged...