Song Parodies -> "Ethereal Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Ethereal Girl"

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The Lyrics

The struggles of a ghost girl. Because I like the word "ethereal", pretty much.

Most boys miss me, some boys bust me
Well, try anywa-a-ay
Those damn ghost traps are tough to exit
But like hell I'll sta-ay
Mostly people look through me
Invisible to eye-eye-eyes (that's right)
When they can, I just feel abashed
When they pass out in fri-ight

Sucks to be living in a material world
When I am an ethereal girl
Not technically living, to be a literal jerk
Wish you heard that, want to see you smirk

Ahh! Ahh!

Sometimes a glance ruins their pants
Used to that, sadly-y-y
Though I can't smell hot choc'late, guess I'm
Glad that's blocked to me-e
Some ghosts try to ask me why
I spend most of my da-a-ays (all day)
Wishing I could talk with "livies"
Once was one, oka-ay?

Was once a part of their great material world
But now I'm an ethereal girl
I keep tryna connect with my former-habitat world
Don't like being ethereal, girl
Not quite in an ethereal world
Befitting an ethereal girl
Stuck be-etween hell and heaven, a purgatorial world?
I honestly don't know which is worse

Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Ow! Ow!

Living as an ethereal girl (ethereal)
Not much of an ethereal world (Ahh! Ahh!)
Don't like being ethereal, girl (etherea-al)
A way to stop? Might give it a whirl

But that stuff's untested, though
Afraid it might kill me-e-e
"Already dead" I know, no shit
Don't want to cease to be-e

I know you wanna bring me out this ethereal world
Stop being an ethereal girl
But I'm not really living in an ethereal world
Just let me be ethereal, girl
May not like my ethereal world
Or being an ethereal girl
It's ho-ow I am, must deal with my immaterial world
And being an ethereal girl

Ahh! Ahh!

An ethereal, an ethereal, an ethereal, an ethereal girl
Living as an ethereal girl (ethereal)
Stuck in this quite material world
Living as an ethereal girl (etherea-al)
Deal with being ethereal, girl (Ahh! Ahh!)
Living as an ethereal girl (ethereal)
Play pranks on the material world
Living as an ethereal girl (etherea-al)
Freak out all those material girls (Ahh! Ahh!)
Living as an ethereal girl (ethereal)
Hanging with cool material girls
Living as an ethereal girl

I think I first heard this song as a parody on Sesame Street, Cereal Girl I think it was called. I'd look it up, but my memories do not tell me that it involved the Cookie Monster aka the best character, so it's not high on my priority list.

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