Song Parodies -> "I'm Allergic"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I'm Allergic"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Some people are allergic to certain foodstuffs. Like this dude!

You may say that it's de-elicious
I'd like to believe you-ou-ou
But I can't have this fo-or lunch
It would make me-e spe-e-ew
May taste sweet, I can't eat
Getting mad, let me explain, du-ude
Why this certain mea-ea-eal
Yeah, it la-a-a-acks appea-eal
'Cause, sad but true-ue

Hey!
I'm allergic
To that because it has lime
I'm alle-e-e-ergic
Sure it would've taste-ed fine

You worked hard to make me lu-unch, boy
That's not an easy ta-a-ask
My list of allerge-ens, dude
It stretches to Japa-a-an
And if I dare imbibe
Any of the things listed, thro-ow
Up I will, no dou-ou-oubt
Least bad thing a-abou-oo-ou-out
My proble-ems, 'fraid so-o

I'm allergic (hey)
To pears and carrots and wine
I'm alle-e-e-ergic
I'll get swelled feet and re-ed eye-eye-eye-eye-eyes
Oh-oo-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oo-oh-oh-oh-oh, aah
Oh-oo-oh-oh-oh

Yes, I'm fine, not yet died
Please remake this, that would be ni-ice
Cause I'd like to ea-ea-eat
Without tu-u-u-urning gree-een
From a single bi-ite

I'm allergic (hey)
You don't believe that I'm right?
I look ne-e-e-ervous
Fine, you got me, I'll confide
Not allergic, ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Not alle-ergic
It's just I-I don't li-ike
Eating black beans or onion rings or olives, please
Oh oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh, baby, yeah
I'm just really picky
Easier to just lie

True story: this is basically how I ordered my usual at Hungry Jack's before they put something new on the menu that didn't require me to take out half the damn burger. Hungry Jack's is what Burger King is called here in Australia because of trademark shenanigans.

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Yank - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Then what do they call Jack in the Box?

2Eagle - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment

I'm allergic to Madonna.

Anonymous - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Sorry Yank, but TCOP will never answer your question. He's the rudest person that posts here.

bobpiecheese - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment

It actually took me a while to realise what the question was at first, but then it clicked. As for the answer, we call it "a children's toy" because we don't have that restaurant here. At least in South Australia. Same goes for Taco Bell, Starbucks, Walmart and most cereals. We're a strange people.

Madonna Fan - October 19, 2015 - Report this comment

Hey 2Eagle, who is the most successful female artist of all-time according to Guinness? Oh yeah, that would be Madonna!!! Copycat Lady Gaga has fizzled out already, so who's still standing? Madonna!!! She's famous worldwide, you're nothing.

Agrimorfee - October 20, 2015 - Report this comment

Hehe, "Hungry Jack" in the US was a brand of pancake mix. 545, it doesn't supersede Like A Surgeon (but what can?). I know people who are ruder than TCOP. :p

Ann - October 20, 2015 - Report this comment

5 carrots, oh sorry, I'll eat the carrots and give you something else.

Arwen - October 22, 2015 - Report this comment

I was so happy in the end to find out that you're not really allergic to limes...that was almost too horrible to imagine! ;)

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