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Song Parodies -> "My Shoes Are Snug"
Original Song Title:
"It Must Be Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madness
Parody Song Title:
"My Shoes Are Snug"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
There are always things in your life that you've had for a very long time and you should replace, but you just can't. Even if it;s a detriment to your health. This is about that.
Verse 1: I never thought I’d wear you
Half as long as I have
And I never thought I’d be this way
My packrat days have gone bad
As soon as I go out
Every week, and weekend
I pull out my old Nikes
And force them on again
Chorus: My shoes are snug, too snug
My feet bones crunch, they’re crushed
I need more than no space
Time you’re replaced
Verse 2: How can it be that they can
Hurt so much, a pain surge
Crunching and crushing
See veins start to emerge
So why do I wear you?
Every walk, every run
Your sole has gone flappy
And you’ve lost your tongue
Chorus: But you’re still snug, so snug
You fill with blood, my blood
No more style, no more flash
My shoes are trash
Bridge: I tried other shoes on
Every size, every shape
But no other footwear I found
Makes me feel the same
Chorus: My shoes are snug, snug, snug
A tight foot hug, big hug
Chorus: My shoes are snug, so snug
Might be for bugs, small bugs
Makes my feet nubs, cute nubs
Please do not judge, don’t judge
My feet are stuck, so stuck
No they won’t budge, won’t budge…
[Fade Out]
Half as long as I have
And I never thought I’d be this way
My packrat days have gone bad
As soon as I go out
Every week, and weekend
I pull out my old Nikes
And force them on again
Chorus: My shoes are snug, too snug
My feet bones crunch, they’re crushed
I need more than no space
Time you’re replaced
Verse 2: How can it be that they can
Hurt so much, a pain surge
Crunching and crushing
See veins start to emerge
So why do I wear you?
Every walk, every run
Your sole has gone flappy
And you’ve lost your tongue
Chorus: But you’re still snug, so snug
You fill with blood, my blood
No more style, no more flash
My shoes are trash
Bridge: I tried other shoes on
Every size, every shape
But no other footwear I found
Makes me feel the same
Chorus: My shoes are snug, snug, snug
A tight foot hug, big hug
Chorus: My shoes are snug, so snug
Might be for bugs, small bugs
Makes my feet nubs, cute nubs
Please do not judge, don’t judge
My feet are stuck, so stuck
No they won’t budge, won’t budge…
[Fade Out]
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A tightly written parody (ha).
If the parody fits you must acquit! This one fits in well with the others!
Well done! I'm going to use this as a template to come up with a list of words that rhyme with "love" haha. Talk about a love story, a man and his incredibly tight shoes. Must be his "sole"-mate. I'll see myself out...
(Artistry) You see, this is why I prefer to avoid shoes unless necessary (like "it's fecking freezing"). The ending was surprisingly sweet for a pair of shoes that are probably a health hazard at this point, not a healthy relationship. Fifty shades of 555!
I know how that feels, when you get a new pair, it doesn't feel as comfortable until months later.
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