Alarm goes off at seven
And you get out of bed
You take half an hour
In the showers that they hardly clean
But you still feel like crap
'Cause you're in

West Hall, where your neighbor's loud-you're in
West Hall, in a hairspray cloud-you're in
West Hall, stuck in a crowd of hos
At UCO
Yes you're in
West Hall, your RA's a dits-you're in
West Hall, stress is causing zits, you're in
West Hall, must I show my tits? I'm no ho
At UCO

Upstairs they're all a bunch of little snobs
Upstairs they sit around and watch "The Blob"
Planning a party for their sorority
Try to exclude the bisexual "Kitty"
And Downstairs they're all a bunch of little preps
Downstairs they get good rooms 'cause of their good reps
Bragging 'cause they got the nicest laundromat
But I live right smack DAB
(In the middle of)

West Hall, on floor number two-I'm in
West Hall, can't you get a clue-oo that
West Hall, smells like poo 'cause the janitor's slow
At UCO (at UCO)
At UCO (at UCO)
At UC...
At UCO, at UCO.....

Whore
Everybody thinks I'm a whore
They keep waking me up at four
I can't take this sh*t anymore
Sweep that floor, Ruth
Oh! I need to get me a job
But not on the street
At UCO! I made friends with these guys
Who all live in their little TKE hut
They treat me like dirt
And call me a slut, but I'm not
I'm just in

West Hall, that's my home address-I'm in
West Hall, and my dorm's a mess-I'm in
West Hall, and I'm so depressed: there's no snow
At UCO

Someone show me a way to get outta here
'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here
What you say? There's no way to get outta here
Then let's take Vodka shots and drink b*tch beer

Tha-at's right, I'm stuck here 'til I graduate
Oh-oh yes, I'm stuck here in a place I hate
Mo-ost everyone here makes me so irate
How I can't wait to get out of U-oo C
Yeah I can't wait to get out of U-oo C
I'll just wait 'til I can get out of UCO