My subpoena girl
I know it's awkward
With you standing there, it's so not fair
Real conflict of int'rest, true
On the clock for now
And that's a real pain
No "honey" or "boo" for me, cause you
Have a civic role to play

A note for me, fine
There's nothing I can do
To just ignore you
Then you won't let me say "I love you"

My subpoena girl
From court, you bring me
A request? No, I don't think that's right
More of a demand, that sucks
They want my presence
And I wanna yell "No way!"
But that would be aimed at you
And so that can't leave my face, whoa-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh

Doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-ooh-ooh-ooh

I, I swear I never stole that car
My twin brother, cross my heart
I know there's solid proof, why make it a whole to-do?
Give that note to me, I'll
Sign this, if just for you
Because if I skip, no huge fine
Will drain me like the loss of you, whoa-oh-oh-ooh-whoa

My subpoena girl
It's super awkward
I'm not guilty, soon that will be proved
Hope we won't repeat this day

My subpoena girl