saw last year's gifts, and you don't know why
I've so many, 'cause I pout, and I cry
well, my buddy, yeah, that much is true
Tell Me, Ain't You Jealous, I've More Gifts Than You?

it's too easy, every year I score
yeah, every Christmas guarantees I get more
you can keep bein' a goody-two-shoes
But, Now, Ain't You Jealous, I've More Gifts Than You?

that man's crazy, he says "Ho Ho Ho!"
believe it or not, he don't know
how I behave at home
a scam too good to be true
Yeah, So, Ain't You Jealous, I've More Gifts Than You?

all my presents, they were in the past
this year, I got nothin' nope, nothin' but coal out the @$$
I've learned my lesson, guess I'll be good, too
So I Can Get Presents, Next Christmas, Like You!

may go crazy, dude says "Ho Ho Ho!"
turns out that he really DID know
how I behave at home
that is why, while sad, but true
That I'm Kinda Jealous, I've Less Gifts Than You

that's why it's sad, but it's true
That I'm Kinda Jealous, I've Less Gifts Than You
guess I'll learn to be good, too
'Cause I'm Kinda Jealous, I've Less Gifts Than You