Commercialism has just wrecked
The only Frenchman I respect
Oh, shite
For that was Asterix the Gaul
Now I'm appalled
'cause this ain't right
Yes, now I want to scream and shout
That little Frenchman has sold out
For certain
He may have fought the Romans well
But now that creep can go to Hell
He's sold his soul to Satan, well, the 'mer'cans

There's a Gaul who's advertising for McDonalds
He's traded his wild boar for a Big Mac
There's a Gaul who's advertising for McDonalds
I guess it shows that even the French'll eat crap

Asterix is so popular
He was the Gaul who's indomitable
But the lure of cash and foreign food
Has changed this dude.. it's inexplicable
For he's become entrepreneur
And I think "Quelle horreur"
He might start saying "Y'all"
The jokes no longer will hold wit
The magic potion's turned to shit
To think, they had the gall to get the Gaul

There's a Gaul who's advertising for McDonalds
Je crois ce petit Gaulois, il est fou
There's a Gaul who's advertising for McDonalds
Ast'rix the lure of money got to you too

There's a Gaul who's advertising for McDonalds
Les sangliers savoureux, il ne mange plus
There's a Gaul who's advertising for McDonalds
But if he's sold out, hell, even I might do, too
I said if he's sold out, anyone else might do, too
I said yes, he's sold out, and I'm not sure about you
He's sold out, hell, even I might do, too