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Song Parodies -> "Toronto Leafers"
Original Song Title:
"Patio Lanterns"
Original Performer:
Kim Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Toronto Leafers"
Parody Written by:
G_RandomPerson
The Lyrics
I'm going to take a break from Canadian Politics in this one. Time to make fun of the 2nd biggest joke north of the border (right after you know who) using a song by an artist who was born in Ontario and currently lives in Toronto. The first ever parody of Patio Lanterns on this site.
The Leafs, hockey team from Toronto
The Leafs choke away playoff games
Oh, those Toronto Leafers
Fans stay up all night choosing who to blame
When they lose a lot
Making all their fans cry
Leafs are losers
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to choke
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to miss
Of all those Toronto Leafers
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Oh, those Toronto Leafers
They are better at golf, must be their game
They get more practice
They belong on the course
Their season ends early
In the playoffs we know they are doomed
They have got no defense
It's over for white and blue
There's too much heartbreak
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to choke
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to miss
Of all those Toronto Leafers
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Oh, those Toronto Leafers
The Leafs choke away playoff games
Oh, those Toronto Leafers
Fans stay up all night choosing who to blame
When they lose a lot
Making all their fans cry
Leafs are losers
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to choke
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to miss
Of all those Toronto Leafers
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Oh, those Toronto Leafers
They are better at golf, must be their game
They get more practice
They belong on the course
Their season ends early
In the playoffs we know they are doomed
They have got no defense
It's over for white and blue
There's too much heartbreak
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to choke
Who was gonna be
Who would be the first to miss
Of all those Toronto Leafers
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Those Toronto Leafers
They just mess up all the time
Those Toronto Leafers
Their fans only whine
Oh, those Toronto Leafers
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