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Song Parodies -> "Whoopie Goldberg Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kim Carnes
Parody Song Title:
"Whoopie Goldberg Hair"
Parody Written by:
Fred Snider
The Lyrics
I finally figured out how to put funny vocals to karaoke music, & posted over 20 of them on my personal Google websites. If anybody sends me any music, either karaoke versions, or any kind without lyrics, I can add some, & send them back, all for fun & free! :)
His hair is tangled knots,
And lots of dredful locks,
It's halfway to his socks,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He'll never use a comb,
Not even once or twice,
Who knows if there's lice,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a rasta,
Won't eat pasta,
He sings Reggae 'cause he has ta,
He's got hocus,
And he'll pocus,
With his funny kind of tokus,
You might find a ferret in there,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's eyes are always stoned,
His pants are never tight,
His mind is often blown,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He'll play a steel drum beside you,
Roll a big ganja bomb,
Until your brain goes numb,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a Marley,
Won't eat barley,
And he doesn't ride a Harley,
He's a crocus,
And he'll chokus,
With his fav'rite kind of smokus,
Football players grow down to there,
I swear! Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a rasta,
Won't eat pasta,
He sings Reggae 'cause he has ta,
He's got hocus,
And he'll pocus,
With his funny kind of tokus,
Looks kinda like the Predator there,
I swear! Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a rasta,
Won't eat pasta,
'Less he has ta
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a Marley,
Won't eat barley,
....Well, maybe just a little taste....
And lots of dredful locks,
It's halfway to his socks,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He'll never use a comb,
Not even once or twice,
Who knows if there's lice,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a rasta,
Won't eat pasta,
He sings Reggae 'cause he has ta,
He's got hocus,
And he'll pocus,
With his funny kind of tokus,
You might find a ferret in there,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's eyes are always stoned,
His pants are never tight,
His mind is often blown,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He'll play a steel drum beside you,
Roll a big ganja bomb,
Until your brain goes numb,
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a Marley,
Won't eat barley,
And he doesn't ride a Harley,
He's a crocus,
And he'll chokus,
With his fav'rite kind of smokus,
Football players grow down to there,
I swear! Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a rasta,
Won't eat pasta,
He sings Reggae 'cause he has ta,
He's got hocus,
And he'll pocus,
With his funny kind of tokus,
Looks kinda like the Predator there,
I swear! Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a rasta,
Won't eat pasta,
'Less he has ta
He's got Whoopie Goldberg hair!
He's a Marley,
Won't eat barley,
....Well, maybe just a little taste....
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