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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Watch TV (Anymore)"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stop Believin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Journey
Parody Song Title:
"I Won't Watch TV (Anymore)"
Parody Written by:
Strange James
The Lyrics
Call this a social commentary if you will, or a waste of time. It's understandably not the best, but I gave it my all. Either way, read it and weep like someone off The Real World
Just a TV set
1,000 channels I regret
I turn the darn thing on and what do I see?
Just a group of teens
Apparently singing’s their thing
I change the channel to something else that’s on
I just don’t understand the craze
Of reality shows these days
They have never been entertaining, but they keep coming and coming some more
It’s annoying
And that’s not counting the commercials
SpongeBob’s not my thing
Anymore
Just what happened?
Was creativity too pricy?
They all depend
On ratings
Mental patients on Dr. Phil
Something tells me he’ll get killed
Maury Povich has his 1,000,000th baby daddy
On VH1, you’re gonna see
Shows about washed up celebrities
And don’t you count out MTV
They have everyone that doesn’t sing
Cartoon Network
Well I guess it’s just a misnomer
Who cares, they’re jerks
Anyway
Disney Channel
Went from families to preteen girls
Can’t you just tell?
That’ll suck
I won’t watch TV
Now it’s just a waste of time
Everything I see
Is just trash!
I won’t watch TV
Throw away your remote control
Not worth HD
Anyway!
Don’t watch that show
It’ll rot all of your brain cells
I’d rather watch grass grow
Anyday!
Won’t watch!
1,000 channels I regret
I turn the darn thing on and what do I see?
Just a group of teens
Apparently singing’s their thing
I change the channel to something else that’s on
I just don’t understand the craze
Of reality shows these days
They have never been entertaining, but they keep coming and coming some more
It’s annoying
And that’s not counting the commercials
SpongeBob’s not my thing
Anymore
Just what happened?
Was creativity too pricy?
They all depend
On ratings
Mental patients on Dr. Phil
Something tells me he’ll get killed
Maury Povich has his 1,000,000th baby daddy
On VH1, you’re gonna see
Shows about washed up celebrities
And don’t you count out MTV
They have everyone that doesn’t sing
Cartoon Network
Well I guess it’s just a misnomer
Who cares, they’re jerks
Anyway
Disney Channel
Went from families to preteen girls
Can’t you just tell?
That’ll suck
I won’t watch TV
Now it’s just a waste of time
Everything I see
Is just trash!
I won’t watch TV
Throw away your remote control
Not worth HD
Anyway!
Don’t watch that show
It’ll rot all of your brain cells
I’d rather watch grass grow
Anyday!
Won’t watch!
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I'm turning to Channel 5.
Kill your TV.
I would, John, but TCM is still on my satellite, so I will spare it's life....for now
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