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Song Parodies -> "Coughing, Hacking, Sneezing"

Original Song Title:

"Loving, Touching, Squeezing"

Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Coughing, Hacking, Sneezing"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

You made me sick , I want to cry
This cold makes me want to die
Coughing, Hacking, Sneezing all over

Give me aspirin or Tylenol
I don’t care now at all
Coughing, Hacking and Sneezing all over

I’m stuck now here in bed
Hoping for a brand new day
The pain that's in my head
It won't go away
My nose is Rudolph red

No end in sight, this is no fun
I hope I don't have the H1N1
As I’m Coughing, and Hacking and Sneezing all over

This bout is killing me
It's making my life so rough
Oh how I wish I bought
More stock in the tissue Puff's
As I'm Coughing, Sneezing, I'm thinking
I will get the shot next year

Na Na Na Nasal, Na Na Na Nasal
Na Na Na Nasal Congestion with my Cold
Na Na Na Nasal, Na Na Na Nasal
Na Na Na Nasal Congestion with my Cold

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Mark Scotti - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
'Tis the season for sneezin'....and laughs!!!
Phil Nelson - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah! 5's.......Achoo!

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