little ditty about wendy and stan
two american kids growin' up in mountainland
stan's shy, but he loves her a bunch
wendy is the reason, he's been losin' his lunch

suckin' on chili dogs ,outside the tastee freeze
wendy came into stanley's view
and he fell upon his knees
stanley says, hey wendy, could you pass the kleenex please?
dribblin' off his messy chin, you see hot dog and beans

and stanley say
oh yeah, love goes on, long after my lunch has rose up and gone
oh yeah, say, love goes on, long after my lunch has splattered the lawn
what's wrong?

stanley sits back, just rubs his gut for a moment
he'll miss that hot dog, it was a jimmy dean
well, you know , wendy, you're why i feel sh*tty
wendy said, baby, i ain't no such thing

and stanley say
oh yeah, love goes on, long after my lunch has rose up and gone
oh yeah, say, love goes on, long after my lunch has splattered the lawn
what's wrong?

gonna let it fly
gonna let it blow
can't make my lunch stay down
to save my soul
although i'm famished and clean up my plate
wendy comes around and soon
i'll regurgitate

little ditty about wendy and stan
two american kids doin' the best they can